There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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