I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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