She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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