sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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