the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The air was thick with penises
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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