I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Who wears a wallet chain?!
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Is it penis luge time yet?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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