You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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