the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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