i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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