People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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