So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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