I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I am one with the molecules
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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