Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize