I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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