I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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