How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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