But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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