Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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