K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
His hands were made for my vagina.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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