it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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