Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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