i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
