I haven't been this sober since birth.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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