"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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