I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.