I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
All the doctor said was why
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