There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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