Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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