Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.