idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
That's what I'm talking about
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.