gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit