You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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