used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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