I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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