all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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