Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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