I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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