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Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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