Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Still dying that you shit outside
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
