last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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