we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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