He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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