I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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