I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You are a genius and a whore.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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