I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He did a backflip because drugs
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