Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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