I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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