weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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