and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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