The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did you get engaged???
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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