Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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