I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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