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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.

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  Mommy issues

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown

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  Oh my god

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.

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