Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
The ass gains better be worth it
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