what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Randomize
