Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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