Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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